Over 99742

Bet Demotivational Poster


TAGS: better a perfect pebble and a flawed diamond
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Silverheart - January 22, 2013, 4:35 pm
Funny, the driver doesn't look like Clarkson, Hammond or May... One of my favorite episodes of Top Gear there. The 'safety test' portion was priceless.
motifayk - January 22, 2013, 9:06 am
The trio that made it, did quite well by making something in less than 2 days when compared to Chevy Volt. But compare it to SAIC Roewe E50 - other than price the Chinese govt. sponsored indigenous experiment is much better.
PapaFox - January 22, 2013, 7:36 am
Ah, the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust... good as any other electric car. ;)

MURDER - Still a better love story than Twilight.

TAGS: murder better than twilight
Rating: 4.45/5

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astro250 - April 27, 2012, 2:57 pm
dogwelder - April 26, 2012, 11:20 pm
vibrant colors!
tellitlikeitis - April 26, 2012, 10:16 pm

BETTY WHITE - She Is The Chosen One

SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST 2000 - he canceled Beta Support for YOUR SINS!!

DIABETES - He wants to tell them about it

BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY - The one who said that never had a homemade helmet on his head...

REAL LIFE - Still a better love story than Twilight

TAGS: better love story than twilight
Rating: 4.59/5

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Ganon2012 - September 13, 2012, 1:18 am
If I were her, I'd be concerned that he will do all that other stuff after picking up the dog crap. lol
Kyronic - May 19, 2012, 2:22 am
That's funny. 5 lions.


TAGS: wwf better story than twilight
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Budog

Nahrond - January 28, 2012, 1:25 am
Anybody wanna peanut????
maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:30 pm
Big Jean .
Reality Lord - January 19, 2012, 5:30 pm

i lol'd

PREFERENCE - I prefer hell to heaven Just for the company

TAGS: hell is better than heaven
Rating: 4.65/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 1, 2012, 7:51 pm
So even the slightest of breeze will work wonders
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 4:29 pm
…and it’s a dry heat


TAGS: choice better bad forced good
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Rick69

gas - January 26, 2012, 2:18 pm
That remembers me an episode of Breaking Bad: "I accept who I am. I'm the bad guy". 5L!

COFFEE - Makes the universe better

TAGS: coffee makes universe better
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2012, 11:53 pm
Amen as well!
PapaFox - December 24, 2012, 4:08 pm
Amen! :)


TAGS: pills better or worse
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Krissie - October 18, 2011, 11:54 am
Minor health issues for me. But stopped taking meds for 3 years, and flu/colds/etc., are a rare occurence for me now. And I feel MUCH better :)
CloudchaserS - October 16, 2011, 4:54 am
True, sometimes the side effects are worse than when the medication is meant to prevent
Verdeckt - October 15, 2011, 9:39 am
likewise, I've seen enough friends/relatives worse off for taking pharmacological products.
CloudchaserS - October 15, 2011, 9:31 am
I once wondered about that. Then I was told that not taking care of our bodies would be like if someone gave me a nice car and I didn't take care of it saying "It'll eventually conk out anyway."

Insomnia -

TAGS: insomnia never goes away it just gets better no can haz a sleep
Rating: 4.25/5

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lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 9:41 pm

Could have, but my mind's a blank.
Silverheart - January 17, 2014, 5:02 pm
Then your forked
lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 1:11 pm

That would be me. ONly there's a fork stuck in that outlet...

RAWR DIABETES - Dont mind the zombie toaster...its the T-rex taking insulin you need to look out for.


SAY IT ONCE - say it twice

TAGS: betelguise
Rating: 4.4/5

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gas - August 2, 2012, 6:38 pm
Orange?..Orange beetle?..Beetle Fruit?..Beetle drink?


TURKEY - This Years Was the Best

TAGS: bacon thanksgiving yum better
Rating: 3.53/5

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BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 7:45 pm


TAGS: mexican standoff diver shark bet
Rating: 1.6/5

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jameswnash - December 13, 2010, 8:52 pm
yupp I agree Face..seen it
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 12:37 pm
d***itt this is a copy and paste from another site as well.

QUEEN ELIZABETH - Trespassing on her estate is definitely not a wise thing to do

TAGS: queen elizabeth trespass estate
Rating: 4.08/5

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maoworks2 - January 4, 2012, 6:54 pm
Good Sh** Q !

I'M NOT CHEATING! - I'm just looking for simple solutions to complex problems.

TAGS: rubiks cube easy way out bet you wish youd thought of that
Rating: 3.59/5

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rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:05 pm

Have you seen the 2010 version? electronic
MrBlack - March 15, 2010, 10:00 pm
Funny, I broke mine apart then reassembled it. Though I remember the instructions havin things like "move this square from top right to bottom left of the top side without disturbin any of the other sides". Wtf? Batman couldn't solve that riddle.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 12:32 pm
Well done, BoR.... indeed.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 12:03 pm
Once again, Ron triumphs over the most complex problems with his artistic abilities. Well done BoR.


WHAT DOES NOT KILL US - MAKES US STRONGER If it doesn't make you stronger then pretty sure bet you'll wish it had killed you.

TAGS: kill stronger bet wish lightening
Rating: 4.61/5

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MissPriss - May 8, 2012, 8:02 pm
Yep life is harder than people lead you to believe ;)
MakeCash25com - May 8, 2012, 7:27 pm
totally agreed

KILL RECORD - I would gtfo of his way. You are just a number to him Or a very creepy unique stencil

PARENTING - Cause she's better than your mother

TAGS: parenting mother bad better baby
Rating: 2.56/5

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TheOne - December 16, 2010, 6:55 pm
Learn Some thing every day aye?
rerun - December 16, 2010, 6:22 pm

If it is an exact copy (text/image) from anywhere it is plagerism UNLESS you made the initial post (wherever that original post may be)
TheOne - December 16, 2010, 6:17 pm
Curious Question:is it plagerism if someone else uses it in a motifake.
Faceplant31 - December 16, 2010, 4:47 pm
That comment is a million times better than this fake.
RoninJedi - December 16, 2010, 1:47 pm
misplacing a BLT is a serious matter

PAULA DEEN - I sell diabetes and diabetes accessories.

FINE WINE - My wife told me she was like fine wine, getting better with age So I locked her in the cellar

TAGS: wife better like wine
Rating: 4.92/5

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mariand - July 13, 2011, 5:13 pm
hahaha... this is a good one... 5 bottles for you


L-I-N-U-X -

FEAR - This is what it looks like.

TAGS: did he lose a bet or something
Rating: 3.09/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 1, 2010, 10:41 pm
And yet another IMAGE,zat will stay with me a good while especially when the house settels @ night.

NUNS - One of these does not belong. Do you see it?

Remember the day -

TAGS: queen elizabeth force choke
Rating: 5/5

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motinet - September 22, 2015, 9:19 am

GaryO - September 21, 2015, 1:13 pm
Funniest uncensored comment of the year (lol'd...hard)
pzykosiz - September 21, 2015, 9:18 am
Reality Lord - September 20, 2015, 10:05 pm

and thats why she's the longest running monarch
test - September 20, 2015, 6:50 pm
Try now
Greeny - September 20, 2015, 6:39 pm
unable to comment on 127778
mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:41 pm
Even the boss is not safe from the OCD of the relatives of the grammar Nazis!! LOL! 5 LOL lions for the poster by the way! This is EXACTLY why I enjoy the remarks as much as the posters! Thanks for fixin' it Boss!
motinet - April 29, 2015, 8:19 pm

Me :)
Greeny - April 29, 2015, 7:28 pm
Who approved this?
Silverheart - April 29, 2015, 6:16 pm
The title has been offset, biased to the right, since new poster generator was unveiled over 2 years ago. But kudos for your powers of observation RL.
Reality Lord - April 29, 2015, 5:51 pm

omg..not sure if troll gene or OCD kicked in....title not properly aligned to pic....must not bomb the boss. no no no no LOLOLOLOLOL


TAGS: bff betrayal
Rating: 4.5/5

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SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 10:07 am
BFF would stand for Backstabbing Filthy f***, right ? 5L

I KNEW IT - They're trained that way

TAGS: i bet cable guys are too
Rating: 3.71/5

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Occupo Noctis - December 13, 2009, 9:11 pm
If they ever switch away from diesel engines.. they'll be able to get away with this. I hear them coming the block over!

THE ECONOMY - It’s Getting Better and Better

TAGS: it s getting better and better
Rating: 2.33/5


TAGS: word live life better worse
Rating: 4.79/5

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mariand - September 30, 2011, 7:44 am
great... 5 times thanks that you reminded me

GRAY HAIRS - Sometimes it is better to have traitors than deserters.

TAGS: desertion assignment gray is better than bald
Rating: 4.47/5

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Cubbybear - May 11, 2010, 12:54 am
I feel old
Derek - May 10, 2010, 7:26 pm
Mr. Shiny - May 10, 2010, 6:05 pm
I would trade in my deserters for those traitors any day.
Airman - May 10, 2010, 4:32 pm
truer words were never spoken. I live with a head full of traitors
forseti - May 10, 2010, 4:22 pm
i'd never have had this idea... great!
Faceplant31 - May 10, 2010, 4:16 pm
Nice one! 5 Gray L's!

Christmas 2015 -

TAGS: some people have nothing better to do complain gripe tantrum throw over starbucks christmas cups
Rating: 4.46/5

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freasy - November 18, 2015, 8:20 am
All I have seen are complaints about the complaints, upon complaint about what I see are non existant complaints.


TAGS: why do they do it i bet overlord douchebag knew
Rating: 4.44/5

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agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:51 pm
To you, or FOR you? Wait... that's not what I meant.
GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 1:48 pm
prison will do that to you
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:38 pm
When trying to figure out how to enslave an entire race... one must get all the info available on the rec***. a*** *** has been known to enslave many a man.
pieman - May 8, 2010, 10:50 am
Cap FTW! You never know. It is just sh*t to us but but it could be diamonds to them. 5 solid gold lions.


TAGS: feel good inc good night motifake dear lord if you can t make me a better boy don t worry about it i m having a real good time like i am
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 2:48 am
Hey Lester
lesterinside - April 3, 2010, 2:46 am
Wow, what a nice day. Hello everyone. Hi Pro/Sean. Wow, my pet snail is emotionally stuck.
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:48 am
Um, it'll be worth it. That was the greatest quote ever. I'm not even exaggerating. "God I love snails way." Say it with me... No, but seriously, it's probably the greatest quote I've ever read.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
oh, double shoot!
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
I won't be mad, but my army of highly trained attack snails may just slowly track you down and avenge my honour. Unless you can somehow distract them with a head of lettuce. Shoot I probably should not have said that last par
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:33 am
Okay, but just promise you won't get mad if one day I decide to make a poster with the caption: "God I love snails way" -Sean
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:27 am
Heyyyyyyyy. Dont houmer me you bassstard. *burrrrp hickup*
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:23 am
Heh, heh... okay Sean.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:20 am
OK I'm not nearly as drunk as that previous comment suggests.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:14 am
Not a Motifake. Just a wonderful poster. God I love snails way. Slugs, not so much. Homeless bastards! Though Doug and the Slugs rule.
forseti - April 2, 2010, 8:28 pm
Have a look at this: http://www.picdumps.com/pics/351/25.jpg
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:12 pm

Lester, just when I think you cannot do any better, you hit it out of the park again.
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:45 pm
No, that's my pet. LOL
forseti - April 2, 2010, 1:41 pm
this french guy will eat the snail, won't he?!? 5L

GAMBLING - Never bet more than you can afford to lose.


YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF... - You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

TAGS: allah akbar god is great but twinkies are better
Rating: 1.89/5

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know_it_all - February 24, 2010, 4:41 pm
You might be a Taliban if you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your pants

Betwen 5 & 6 -


TAGS: some things are better rich
Rating: 4.91/5

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lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 11:11 pm

MissPriss - May 4, 2012, 11:02 pm
The richer the better! Nice job!




TAGS: smart dumb better life hammy
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 7:52 pm
no problem, but i would recommend playing it though
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 7:18 pm
Too bad, but thanks for answering! xx
Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 4:09 pm
It's the female protagonist from Portal, so unless you've played that you won't understand the pic..
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:54 am
Is it a better time for you, now??!! I'm curious!! xx
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:53 am
Is it a better time for you??!! I'm curious!! xx
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:42 pm
I would explain the pic... but it''s 6am and I am tired.
cowboyrich - April 29, 2011, 11:52 am
She looks tired...did someone slip a roofie in that cake???
Hawamleh - November 19, 2010, 8:44 pm
I thought I should show people how a video-game poster should be done. thank you
spacedog - November 19, 2010, 6:01 pm
5L Hammy.


TAGS: depth reading between the lines change hammy
Rating: 4.63/5

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Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 3:58 pm
I pm'd you, but i will thank you here as well.
Reality Lord - October 10, 2010, 9:54 am

how is it that a 15yr old man comes up with these jewels? awesome hammy....5 solid

BIGGER - is not always better. Although it is usually a great deal more impressive.


TAGS: never bet on a snail named wrongway lightning
Rating: 3.38/5

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Sean - May 31, 2009, 8:09 pm
Hey thanks man. But all the credit -- humor-wise -- goes to the one I bet heavy on ... can you guess which one is Wrongway Lightening? What can I say? I had a tip he (he? "they" acutally, if you know what I mean *cough*) was due.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 3:14 pm
This brilliant piece of work is destined for 2.9!

BETRAYAL - One of you will betray Optimus Prime, and Optimus Prime will rightly kick you square in the nuts.

TAGS: betrayal
Rating: 2.86/5

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Sean - May 2, 2008, 12:15 am
... and stick an "I'm" in there somewhere if you're not too busy. Alright?
Sean - May 2, 2008, 12:14 am
This is bloody funny, and on not even a fan of the trans... performers (sp?) er, terafromers ??? Whatever, o.k., Dude knows how to divvy up a punchline. Bye.

DIABEETUS - Just like diabetus only more evil.

TAGS: diabetus
Rating: 2.3/5

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DZ - March 4, 2009, 6:59 pm
Eh really doesnt matter even if he did spell it right the poster still would have sucked.
CRConrad - April 23, 2008, 8:43 am
Both almost as evil as diabetes.

CHUCK - He's better than you.

TAGS: chuck norris rox rocks better than you immortal amazing awesome kewl cool
Rating: 2/5

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Seb - December 13, 2008, 5:30 pm
That is Jealousy talking there "f". And Chuck Norris never needed a gun anyway. He is simply about to break it.
f - September 2, 2008, 5:50 pm
Most over rated redneck white trash bum ever
datnigga - July 30, 2008, 3:31 am
chuck norris has a gun. OH SHI-

No Mo Mocha -

TAGS: better latte than well youknow
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 27, 2014, 7:18 pm
Thanks, guys. Just got back from the cabin. Glad it took. Cheers.
mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:01 am
EEEEEVILLL!!! 5rotfl Lions!
Greeny - December 25, 2014, 5:26 pm
almost funnier than the one with the gal standing in line at Fedex
spacedog - December 25, 2014, 1:11 am
Heh,heh,heh! (chortling) Nice one Gary.
Bandit5906 - December 24, 2014, 12:24 pm
I can feel the Christmas spirit!
MissPriss - December 24, 2014, 1:47 am
Mr. Gary...you're one 5L mean mudder mocha!

This Generation -


TAGS: why dogs are better than people
Rating: 4.84/5

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agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:10 pm
Grand slam, space!!!!! 5 poodles that'll tell nobody nuthin'
BoneCD - August 12, 2010, 8:38 pm
5 Poodles Space...Cheers to that
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 8:17 pm
5L space, this is amsome!
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 8:12 pm
ChaChing!! 5L


ANGER - Is only one letter short of danger.


TAGS: hose down better half
Rating: 4.33/5

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GaryO - June 23, 2012, 12:01 pm


TAGS: better left unsaid humor
Rating: 4.2/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 10:59 am
is that a p5g ? :)


TAGS: why dogs better than people
Rating: 4.14/5

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440wakeup - August 11, 2010, 9:55 pm
They do too, if only you cuddeled you know the truth
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 9:54 pm
p***ert. 5L
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 9:17 pm

been there....5 barking ex-gf's
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 9:15 pm
Amsome pzyk. 5L


TAGS: toc day she looks much better after she has had her coffee
Rating: 4.09/5

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Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 1:40 pm
Before she had her morning salt
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:24 am
This was taken at 5pm? What a relief! 5L

TOYOTA - Just like the vehicles, the jokes are not stopping.

TAGS: toyota bet that cash for clunkers seemed like a good idea now ja****ses
Rating: 3.71/5

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Derek - March 11, 2010, 1:11 am
Looks like you found a solution there though
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 10:58 pm

BETTER STAND BACK - This Ain't Gonna Be Pretty !!

SIBLINGS - Today i noticed my brother was acting different I immediately noticed the improvement


TAGS: fail female betrayal birthday life born baby black white
Rating: 2.87/5

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Ag218 - December 22, 2008, 3:46 pm
"Cubby Jr.? What an odd name..."


TAGS: wall e walle wall e sparta better than you pwn
Rating: 2.64/5

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Demotivator - April 28, 2009, 12:07 pm
A Demotivator is a surprise Mindf*** from behind, it is a lowblow to your selfsecurity, a Demolition Team for the Fundamental Truths of your thinking, this Demotivator, alhtough beautifull is non of it. Sorry, you can do better.
Captain Douchebag - July 17, 2008, 1:07 pm
I do what I can.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 17, 2008, 12:46 pm
A horrible poster, bereft of any attempt at creativity is once again enlivened by an idiotic comment followed by an appropriate wtf by the Captain. LMAO!
Captain Douchebag - July 17, 2008, 10:09 am
The f*** is a rubic cobe?
Les - July 17, 2008, 10:02 am
No he aint- I can do the rubic cobe

FREE TIBET! - ...with the purchase of any Tibet of equal or lesser value.

TAGS: political satire tibet
Rating: 2.44/5

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Captain Douchebag - September 26, 2008, 11:45 am
It's funnier in shirt form. You suck.


TAGS: communism china tibet human rights
Rating: 2.29/5

IT'S ALL VOTES AND FAV'S - Until you're caught peeping at his poster girls

TAGS: better run
Rating: 2.18/5

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BITCH - Betta Have My Money!

TAGS: b**** dog better have my money cash
Rating: 2.07/5

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Krissie - August 22, 2009, 10:00 pm
LMFAO, WTF!!!! that was a great comment....
WTF - June 19, 2009, 11:44 am
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b****?
yeah! - September 10, 2008, 12:24 am
South African Rand! Represent!

MOMMY DEAREST - Sometimes Your Mother Can Turn Her Back On You!

TAGS: mommy dearest kitty cat kitten crazy betrayal love hate
Rating: 1.67/5

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DotDotDot - January 7, 2009, 2:42 am
Mange - Your kitten has it.
MeanGene - December 11, 2008, 8:31 am
I just threw up. Thanks. Very cute.
Edmeist - April 24, 2008, 1:12 pm
Is that a Chupacabra?
weker - March 3, 2008, 1:18 pm
no offence but that little cat looks like a mutant
MsPowder - February 10, 2008, 10:06 pm
::Giggles:: I Made This! Aint It Cute/Funny! Tha Kitten, Her Name Is Lil Angel And That Is Her Momma, Lil Jacq!!! - KissKissWivLuv

Unintended Consequences -

Marriage -

TAGS: marriage reasons better worse couples
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:21 pm
Mine too and then mumble something about it was all my fault? Hmmmm. Thank you crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 12:39 pm
I've heard my parent say something 5imilar.

meanwhile at the north pole -

TAGS: tension builds up at the north pole between santa and the tender
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 9, 2013, 5:30 pm
Hire Alphonse! He's got a doe and fawns to feed.
EmilioDumphque - September 9, 2013, 5:30 pm
Hire Alphonse! He's got a doe and fawns to feed.
MissPriss - September 9, 2013, 4:25 pm
Where'd ya get the pic of GaryO? Published author, member of (somewhat) good standing at motifake and now this? Well deserved 5L crotchety for proving ya can dress 'em up but ya can't take em' anywhere cuz the clothes don't make the man!
lgvernon - September 9, 2013, 11:35 am

WOOOOT!~~I have actually experienced directors like this. I'm a vocalist and I'm sometimes asked to perform with local orchestras. There have been a couple of these guys over the years. Their vitriol has never been directed at me, but still...5LaLaLaLaLas


TAGS: goodbye ring quitting divorce better
Rating: 4.88/5

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rerun - May 2, 2013, 9:40 pm


THE WEDDING VOWS - Father would you please define the for worse part ?


TAGS: twisted movie poster day alphabet killer sesame street iceman
Rating: 4.81/5

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autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:17 am
I freeking love it!

Seniors -

TAGS: special soup elderly bigger better rerun can nowsee the w
Rating: 4.8/5

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Silverheart - July 7, 2013, 1:43 pm
I've always though that alphabet soup was discriminatory against the vision impaired. This is a step in the right direction, but what about the blind? Where's the braille alphabet 5oup?

And He Said... -

TAGS: medicine man witch doctor lyrics scares a person better alaska eskimo vintage ph**o
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - January 29, 2014, 8:30 am
Well, hey, how ‘bout jus cuttin’ down on the Kibble and Beggin’ Strips and increasing the brown glop….and water...much much more water.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:42 pm
Oh now ya gone and done it, I'm blushing! (mental note to self - raise Gary's weekly bribe amount).
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 10:24 pm
Actually, it was intended to be faux narcissistic. In reality, sweet monkey, you stand alone, rapidly becoming an all-time great (Airmanish). Tons of posters, 5L posters.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:12 pm
Glad you enjoyed it Mr. Gary. I may be wrong but is that a hint of a compliment in your comment? Thanks hun!
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:09 pm
I love when you're on...you make me look good. Again , thanks Little.
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:35 pm
Missy….girl…….you effing ROCK! Didn’t catch the ‘I’ve been fine’ first time around. Very wonderfully busy poster. Sometimes, sometimes, you remind me of me.....witch doctor song.....geeeezus
chickenlittle - January 28, 2014, 8:29 pm
ahahaha, love this! :D


TAGS: marriage vows death betrayal sammich
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 14, 2013, 9:29 pm
Nice. Hell hath no fury like a woman 5corned... or made sandwich maker.
Shaq123 - February 10, 2011, 5:38 am
Another reference to the movie b**** Slap!. Love it.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 6:10 pm
*an ending
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 6:07 pm
Nope, just putting and ending to the story. Yours was great, BTW.
autumnspirit - February 8, 2011, 6:04 pm
Well, Monkeylust, you must feel threatened by my work, huh? lol J/K
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 3:18 pm
A reply to 128101

Better Planet -

Jealousy -

TAGS: jealous aware you are better
Rating: 4.67/5

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Ron2 - May 18, 2013, 1:34 pm
eight letters in the tray?


THATS STRANGE - I asked God to keep me safe from my enemies and everyone disappeared


TAGS: world better effort
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - November 21, 2012, 9:45 am
Thanks guys!
ughomer - November 21, 2012, 8:16 am
Plus the Toilet Seat Covers dispenser was EMPTY!
Greybeard - November 21, 2012, 2:59 am
LoL. Great poster. Fav'd and hung up in our porta potties outside... : )


TAGS: killing rebels betraying the jedi terrible resume
Rating: 4.47/5

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GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 8:18 pm
TOC took the high road, cause she's TOC, and she wears really tight leather jeans,.. but I regress,.. but me...I took the enough is enough road. for reals, again
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:10 pm
LOL! Wait.... what?
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 7:56 pm
the Quarterback, is toast...:)
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 7:54 pm
I need a night job. I'm missing all the fun. The nights don't belong to the timmys anymore. I'm like the frickin' Maytag repairman at night.
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 7:53 pm
Wow. Has he been... sanitized?
Spades - June 9, 2010, 5:10 pm
Dude... I just got here and even i think this guys a jerk!
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:04 am
You're into dead chicks, huh? Nice to know.
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 11:00 am
Sorry, did you say something? I was too busy porking your mother.
wampyre - June 9, 2010, 10:30 am
Yet another awesome poster to rate 5 Rancors on! ! ! Nicely used Star Wars reference! ! !
Bakstabr - June 9, 2010, 9:57 am
I need to try and actually make a d*mn poster myself one of these days hehe
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 9:56 am
We'll have a memorial after he's gone.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 9:55 am
Can we have a sanitizer tribute day? >:) I mean hand sanitizer, of course. I am a germophobe.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 9:55 am
You just noticed?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 9:54 am
I'm working on July...I'm slow and I drink a lot so be patient with me. I think the tribute calendar was a one time thing (or we'll need lots of new regulars)
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 9:52 am
Well, ffs, there is a d*** tribute calendar this month.
Bakstabr - June 9, 2010, 9:50 am
See I bet this guy would go "GUINESS again?" or even "COWS Again?" He has yet to realize the fact that Wait.....wait....anyone made a new calendar yet so he can see when to expect alot of the same?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 9:37 am
Well, I tried.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 9:13 am
He was talking to you, silly.
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 9:10 am
Stop talking to yourself!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 8:55 am
Would you walk into a bar and just start insulting everyone around you?...even the bouncers?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 8:55 am
You should spend some time in the forum and get to know some of us and learn the spirit of the site. Unless you're just another troll. This is a tribute poster for a guy who uses a stormtrooper avatar.
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 8:50 am
Stormtroopers? Again? For reals? AGAIN?


TAGS: you betcha
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Airman

READ BETWEEN THE LINES - It's okay if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right.

TAGS: read between the lines agree
Rating: 4.3/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:33 am
I see what you did there 5LL's/5L


TAGS: snickers kim jong un better
Rating: 4.22/5

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Bolverk3778 - April 11, 2013, 10:10 am
Dunno a good skit of the original advert, maybe the little twit would feel better if he did eat the capitalist, imperialist snack, only thing worse is the twit hitting the big red b***on!!
forseti - April 11, 2013, 10:03 am
It's funny, but I gave it 2L because I saw it many times. There is no need to copy, you're better than that, Ism! ;)


TAGS: i bet you felt bad at the end of it
Rating: 4.09/5

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ICEMAN - March 3, 2010, 9:20 pm
Old joke.
Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 5:38 pm
Ahhhhh! The plug works best for water but if its blood we are speaking of then i would use buckets. Blood tends to clog the drains
R.S.Jake - March 3, 2010, 5:28 pm
When are visiting Days Airman? Can I bring you a cake?


TAGS: elizabeth lambert soccer retry
Rating: 3.5/5

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Treehodger - February 11, 2010, 3:27 pm
Wonder how rough she is in ***?...

DETERMINATION - I might be old, deserted and forgotten But I won't give up until that perception has changed A bit of attention and you'll make me withstand anything

TAGS: determination to become better
Rating: 3.5/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 15, 2012, 8:54 pm
They say if a b***erfly flaps its wings, it can create tornadoes on the other side of the world... so I'll have to answer with "pesticides"
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 8:21 pm
O come ye mighty twisting wind….. what took you so d*** long?


Twilight -

TAGS: twilight fast and furious better
Rating: 3.11/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 3:22 am
I'm sure you really meant to say: "a choice between which is the BEST venereal disease."
vlad9885 - June 4, 2013, 2:03 am
At least fast and furious had cars to look at
Cannabal - June 1, 2013, 3:39 pm
No, no, definitely not, definitely not.
Silverheart - June 1, 2013, 3:23 pm
Like choosing which brand of sandpaper to use on your eyeballs. There's no 'better', just different types of awful.
PapaFox - June 1, 2013, 2:38 pm
It's like a choice between which is the worse venereal disease.

OVERCOMPENSATING - You know, I hate to tell you this, but I think your wife is very disappointed.

TAGS: d*** that s a big gun i bet he has an innie
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by whatukno

TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 9:01 pm
Waste of a good pic. People who make "overcompensating" jokes are usually overcompensating. XD
DreMagnum - February 23, 2010, 8:58 pm
I liked it, kind of
TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 8:56 pm
I see what you tried to do here......keep trying.

NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - Celebrating 50 years of failure in Tibet.

Soop? -

TAGS: seinfeld soup nazi alphabet illiterate
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 9, 2013, 7:02 am
Of course they do! What difference does the marital status of their parents make?