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Bet Demotivational Poster


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' -


TAGS: better a perfect pebble and a flawed diamond
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Silverheart - January 22, 2013, 4:35 pm, #242741
Funny, the driver doesn't look like Clarkson, Hammond or May... One of my favorite episodes of Top Gear there. The 'safety test' portion was priceless.
motifayk - January 22, 2013, 9:06 am, #242722
The trio that made it, did quite well by making something in less than 2 days when compared to Chevy Volt. But compare it to SAIC Roewe E50 - other than price the Chinese govt. sponsored indigenous experiment is much better.
PapaFox - January 22, 2013, 7:36 am, #242718
Ah, the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust... good as any other electric car. ;)


MURDER - Still a better love story than Twilight.


TAGS: murder better than twilight
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

astro250 - April 27, 2012, 2:57 pm, #233899
awesome
dogwelder - April 26, 2012, 11:20 pm, #233885
vibrant colors!
tellitlikeitis - April 26, 2012, 10:16 pm, #233883
Brillant.


BETTY WHITE - She Is The Chosen One




SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST 2000 - he canceled Beta Support for YOUR SINS!!




DIABETES - He wants to tell them about it




BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY - The one who said that never had a homemade helmet on his head...




REAL LIFE - Still a better love story than Twilight


TAGS: better love story than twilight
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

Ganon2012 - September 13, 2012, 1:18 am, #239115
If I were her, I'd be concerned that he will do all that other stuff after picking up the dog crap. lol
Kyronic - May 19, 2012, 2:22 am, #234830
That's funny. 5 lions.


WWF STILL A BETTER STORY THAN TWILIGHT -


TAGS: wwf better story than twilight
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Budog

Nahrond - January 28, 2012, 1:25 am, #228281
Anybody wanna peanut????
maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:30 pm, #227819
Big Jean .
Reality Lord - January 19, 2012, 5:30 pm, #227773

i lol'd


PREFERENCE - I prefer hell to heaven Just for the company


TAGS: hell is better than heaven
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - April 1, 2012, 7:51 pm, #232543
So even the slightest of breeze will work wonders
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 4:29 pm, #232531
…and it’s a dry heat


CHOICE -


TAGS: choice better bad forced good
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Rick69

gas - January 26, 2012, 2:18 pm, #228163
That remembers me an episode of Breaking Bad: "I accept who I am. I'm the bad guy". 5L!


COFFEE - Makes the universe better


TAGS: coffee makes universe better
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2012, 11:53 pm, #241850
Amen as well!
PapaFox - December 24, 2012, 4:08 pm, #241832
Amen! :)


RED PILL, BLUE PILL -


TAGS: pills better or worse
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Krissie - October 18, 2011, 11:54 am, #225188
Minor health issues for me. But stopped taking meds for 3 years, and flu/colds/etc., are a rare occurence for me now. And I feel MUCH better :)
CloudchaserS - October 16, 2011, 4:54 am, #225151
True, sometimes the side effects are worse than when the medication is meant to prevent
Verdeckt - October 15, 2011, 9:39 am, #225120
likewise, I've seen enough friends/relatives worse off for taking pharmacological products.
CloudchaserS - October 15, 2011, 9:31 am, #225119
I once wondered about that. Then I was told that not taking care of our bodies would be like if someone gave me a nice car and I didn't take care of it saying "It'll eventually conk out anyway."


Insomnia -


TAGS: insomnia never goes away it just gets better no can haz a sleep
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 9:41 pm, #252224

Could have, but my mind's a blank.
Silverheart - January 17, 2014, 5:02 pm, #252223
Then your forked
lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 1:11 pm, #252218

That would be me. ONly there's a fork stuck in that outlet...


RAWR DIABETES - Dont mind the zombie toaster...its the T-rex taking insulin you need to look out for.




IRRATIONAL FEAR -




SAY IT ONCE - say it twice


TAGS: betelguise
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

gas - August 2, 2012, 6:38 pm, #237981
Orange?..Orange beetle?..Beetle Fruit?..Beetle drink?


TURKEY - This Years Was the Best


TAGS: bacon thanksgiving yum better
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by randomosity

BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 7:45 pm, #142527
ummmm...TurBacon


MEXICAN STANDOFF -


TAGS: mexican standoff diver shark bet
Rating: 1.6/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

jameswnash - December 13, 2010, 8:52 pm, #206744
yupp I agree Face..seen it
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 12:37 pm, #206648
d***itt this is a copy and paste from another site as well.


I'M NOT CHEATING! - I'm just looking for simple solutions to complex problems.


TAGS: rubiks cube easy way out bet you wish youd thought of that
Rating: 3.59/5

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rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:05 pm, #165070

Have you seen the 2010 version? electronic
MrBlack - March 15, 2010, 10:00 pm, #165068
Funny, I broke mine apart then reassembled it. Though I remember the instructions havin things like "move this square from top right to bottom left of the top side without disturbin any of the other sides". Wtf? Batman couldn't solve that riddle.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 12:32 pm, #158016
Well done, BoR.... indeed.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 12:03 pm, #158015
Once again, Ron triumphs over the most complex problems with his artistic abilities. Well done BoR.


SCOTSMEN -




HOLIDAY -




WHAT DOES NOT KILL US - MAKES US STRONGER If it doesn't make you stronger then pretty sure bet you'll wish it had killed you.


TAGS: kill stronger bet wish lightening
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 8, 2012, 8:02 pm, #234389
Yep life is harder than people lead you to believe ;)
MakeCash25com - May 8, 2012, 7:27 pm, #234386
totally agreed


KILL RECORD - I would gtfo of his way. You are just a number to him Or a very creepy unique stencil




PARENTING - Cause she's better than your mother


TAGS: parenting mother bad better baby
Rating: 2.56/5

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TheOne - December 16, 2010, 6:55 pm, #207168
Learn Some thing every day aye?
rerun - December 16, 2010, 6:22 pm, #207163

If it is an exact copy (text/image) from anywhere it is plagerism UNLESS you made the initial post (wherever that original post may be)
TheOne - December 16, 2010, 6:17 pm, #207162
Curious Question:is it plagerism if someone else uses it in a motifake.
Faceplant31 - December 16, 2010, 4:47 pm, #207150
That comment is a million times better than this fake.
RoninJedi - December 16, 2010, 1:47 pm, #207112
misplacing a BLT is a serious matter


PAULA DEEN - I sell diabetes and diabetes accessories.




FINE WINE - My wife told me she was like fine wine, getting better with age So I locked her in the cellar


TAGS: wife better like wine
Rating: 4.92/5

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mariand - July 13, 2011, 5:13 pm, #221345
hahaha... this is a good one... 5 bottles for you


THINGS COULD BE.... -




L-I-N-U-X -




FEAR - This is what it looks like.


TAGS: did he lose a bet or something
Rating: 3.09/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 1, 2010, 10:41 pm, #155652
And yet another IMAGE,zat will stay with me a good while especially when the house settels @ night.


NUNS - One of these does not belong. Do you see it?




Remember the day -


TAGS: queen elizabeth force choke
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by motinet

mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:41 pm, #261005
Even the boss is not safe from the OCD of the relatives of the grammar Nazis!! LOL! 5 LOL lions for the poster by the way! This is EXACTLY why I enjoy the remarks as much as the posters! Thanks for fixin' it Boss!
motinet - April 29, 2015, 8:19 pm, #260989

Me :)
Greeny - April 29, 2015, 7:28 pm, #260988
Who approved this?
Silverheart - April 29, 2015, 6:16 pm, #260986
The title has been offset, biased to the right, since new poster generator was unveiled over 2 years ago. But kudos for your powers of observation RL.
Reality Lord - April 29, 2015, 5:51 pm, #260985

omg..not sure if troll gene or OCD kicked in....title not properly aligned to pic....must not bomb the boss. no no no no LOLOLOLOLOL


BEST FRIENDS FOREVER -


TAGS: bff betrayal
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 10:07 am, #207816
BFF would stand for Backstabbing Filthy f***, right ? 5L


I KNEW IT - They're trained that way


TAGS: i bet cable guys are too
Rating: 3.71/5

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Occupo Noctis - December 13, 2009, 9:11 pm, #145378
If they ever switch away from diesel engines.. they'll be able to get away with this. I hear them coming the block over!


THE ECONOMY - It’s Getting Better and Better


TAGS: it s getting better and better
Rating: 2.33/5


WORDS TO LIVE BY -


TAGS: word live life better worse
Rating: 4.79/5

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mariand - September 30, 2011, 7:44 am, #224663
great... 5 times thanks that you reminded me


GRAY HAIRS - Sometimes it is better to have traitors than deserters.


TAGS: desertion assignment gray is better than bald
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by pieman

Cubbybear - May 11, 2010, 12:54 am, #175530
I feel old
Derek - May 10, 2010, 7:26 pm, #175488
Ditto
Mr. Shiny - May 10, 2010, 6:05 pm, #175477
I would trade in my deserters for those traitors any day.
Airman - May 10, 2010, 4:32 pm, #175465
truer words were never spoken. I live with a head full of traitors
forseti - May 10, 2010, 4:22 pm, #175463
i'd never have had this idea... great!
Faceplant31 - May 10, 2010, 4:16 pm, #175461
Nice one! 5 Gray L's!


ALIENS -


TAGS: why do they do it i bet overlord douchebag knew
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:51 pm, #175131
To you, or FOR you? Wait... that's not what I meant.
GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 1:48 pm, #175129
prison will do that to you
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:38 pm, #175122
When trying to figure out how to enslave an entire race... one must get all the info available on the rec***. a*** *** has been known to enslave many a man.
pieman - May 8, 2010, 10:50 am, #175106
Cap FTW! You never know. It is just sh*t to us but but it could be diamonds to them. 5 solid gold lions.


POWER OVERWHELMING -


TAGS: feel good inc good night motifake dear lord if you can t make me a better boy don t worry about it i m having a real good time like i am
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 2:48 am, #169050
Hey Lester
lesterinside - April 3, 2010, 2:46 am, #169049
Wow, what a nice day. Hello everyone. Hi Pro/Sean. Wow, my pet snail is emotionally stuck.
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:48 am, #169037
Um, it'll be worth it. That was the greatest quote ever. I'm not even exaggerating. "God I love snails way." Say it with me... No, but seriously, it's probably the greatest quote I've ever read.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am, #169036
oh, double shoot!
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am, #169035
I won't be mad, but my army of highly trained attack snails may just slowly track you down and avenge my honour. Unless you can somehow distract them with a head of lettuce. Shoot I probably should not have said that last par
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:33 am, #169034
Okay, but just promise you won't get mad if one day I decide to make a poster with the caption: "God I love snails way" -Sean
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:27 am, #169032
Heyyyyyyyy. Dont houmer me you bassstard. *burrrrp hickup*
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:23 am, #169030
Heh, heh... okay Sean.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:20 am, #169029
OK I'm not nearly as drunk as that previous comment suggests.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:14 am, #169027
Not a Motifake. Just a wonderful poster. God I love snails way. Slugs, not so much. Homeless bastards! Though Doug and the Slugs rule.
forseti - April 2, 2010, 8:28 pm, #168929
Have a look at this: http://www.picdumps.com/pics/351/25.jpg
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:12 pm, #168883

Lester, just when I think you cannot do any better, you hit it out of the park again.
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:45 pm, #168879
No, that's my pet. LOL
forseti - April 2, 2010, 1:41 pm, #168877
this french guy will eat the snail, won't he?!? 5L


QUEEN ELIZABETH - Trespassing on her estate is definitely not a wise thing to do


TAGS: queen elizabeth trespass estate
Rating: 4.08/5

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maoworks2 - January 4, 2012, 6:54 pm, #227269
Good Sh** Q !


GAMBLING - Never bet more than you can afford to lose.




QUALIFIED - YOU ARE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY




YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF... - You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.


TAGS: allah akbar god is great but twinkies are better
Rating: 1.89/5

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know_it_all - February 24, 2010, 4:41 pm, #160535
You might be a Taliban if you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your pants


Betwen 5 & 6 -




THE WAGER -




OPTIMISM -




GIFTED -


TAGS: smart dumb better life hammy
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 7:52 pm, #217794
no problem, but i would recommend playing it though
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 7:18 pm, #217793
Too bad, but thanks for answering! xx
Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 4:09 pm, #217782
It's the female protagonist from Portal, so unless you've played that you won't understand the pic..
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:54 am, #217743
Is it a better time for you, now??!! I'm curious!! xx
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:53 am, #217742
Is it a better time for you??!! I'm curious!! xx
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:42 pm, #217710
I would explain the pic... but it''s 6am and I am tired.
cowboyrich - April 29, 2011, 11:52 am, #217626
She looks tired...did someone slip a roofie in that cake???
Hawamleh - November 19, 2010, 8:44 pm, #203079
I thought I should show people how a video-game poster should be done. thank you
spacedog - November 19, 2010, 6:01 pm, #203064
5L Hammy.


DEPTH -


TAGS: depth reading between the lines change hammy
Rating: 4.63/5

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Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 3:58 pm, #197691
I pm'd you, but i will thank you here as well.
Reality Lord - October 10, 2010, 9:54 am, #197660

how is it that a 15yr old man comes up with these jewels? awesome hammy....5 solid


BIGGER - is not always better. Although it is usually a great deal more impressive.




SLOW & STEADY -


TAGS: never bet on a snail named wrongway lightning
Rating: 3.38/5

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Sean - May 31, 2009, 8:09 pm, #83418
Hey thanks man. But all the credit -- humor-wise -- goes to the one I bet heavy on ... can you guess which one is Wrongway Lightening? What can I say? I had a tip he (he? "they" acutally, if you know what I mean *cough*) was due.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 3:14 pm, #83373
This brilliant piece of work is destined for 2.9!


BETRAYAL - One of you will betray Optimus Prime, and Optimus Prime will rightly kick you square in the nuts.


TAGS: betrayal
Rating: 2.86/5

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Sean - May 2, 2008, 12:15 am, #2691
... and stick an "I'm" in there somewhere if you're not too busy. Alright?
Sean - May 2, 2008, 12:14 am, #2690
This is bloody funny, and on not even a fan of the trans... performers (sp?) er, terafromers ??? Whatever, o.k., Dude knows how to divvy up a punchline. Bye.


DIABEETUS - Just like diabetus only more evil.


TAGS: diabetus
Rating: 2.3/5

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DZ - March 4, 2009, 6:59 pm, #63651
Eh really doesnt matter even if he did spell it right the poster still would have sucked.
CRConrad - April 23, 2008, 8:43 am, #2199
Both almost as evil as diabetes.


CHUCK - He's better than you.


TAGS: chuck norris rox rocks better than you immortal amazing awesome kewl cool
Rating: 2/5

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Seb - December 13, 2008, 5:30 pm, #44229
That is Jealousy talking there "f". And Chuck Norris never needed a gun anyway. He is simply about to break it.
f - September 2, 2008, 5:50 pm, #18494
Most over rated redneck white trash bum ever
datnigga - July 30, 2008, 3:31 am, #11768
chuck norris has a gun. OH SHI-


No Mo Mocha -


TAGS: better latte than well youknow
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 27, 2014, 7:18 pm, #259156
Thanks, guys. Just got back from the cabin. Glad it took. Cheers.
mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:01 am, #259126
EEEEEVILLL!!! 5rotfl Lions!
Greeny - December 25, 2014, 5:26 pm, #259112
almost funnier than the one with the gal standing in line at Fedex
spacedog - December 25, 2014, 1:11 am, #259095
Heh,heh,heh! (chortling) Nice one Gary.
Bandit5906 - December 24, 2014, 12:24 pm, #259079
I can feel the Christmas spirit!
MissPriss - December 24, 2014, 1:47 am, #259076
Mr. Gary...you're one 5L mean mudder mocha!


This Generation -




CONSISTENT -


TAGS: why dogs are better than people
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by spacedog

agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:10 pm, #189125
Grand slam, space!!!!! 5 poodles that'll tell nobody nuthin'
BoneCD - August 12, 2010, 8:38 pm, #189104
5 Poodles Space...Cheers to that
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 8:17 pm, #189100
5L space, this is amsome!
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 8:12 pm, #189097
ChaChing!! 5L


WHAT IS TO COME -




ANGER - Is only one letter short of danger.




SUMMER DOGHOUSE -


TAGS: hose down better half
Rating: 4.33/5

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GaryO - June 23, 2012, 12:01 pm, #236546
YEAH!


THE FASHION STATEMENT -


TAGS: better left unsaid humor
Rating: 4.2/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 10:59 am, #229502
is that a p5g ? :)


WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN PEOPLE -


TAGS: why dogs better than people
Rating: 4.14/5

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440wakeup - August 11, 2010, 9:55 pm, #188916
They do too, if only you cuddeled you know the truth
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 9:54 pm, #188914
p***ert. 5L
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 9:17 pm, #188906

been there....5 barking ex-gf's
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 9:15 pm, #188905
Amsome pzyk. 5L


UNCOMMON BEAUTY -


TAGS: toc day she looks much better after she has had her coffee
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 1:40 pm, #180103
Before she had her morning salt
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:24 am, #180095
This was taken at 5pm? What a relief! 5L


TOYOTA - Just like the vehicles, the jokes are not stopping.


TAGS: toyota bet that cash for clunkers seemed like a good idea now ja****ses
Rating: 3.71/5

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Derek - March 11, 2010, 1:11 am, #163829
Looks like you found a solution there though
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 10:58 pm, #163802
Truth


BETTER STAND BACK - This Ain't Gonna Be Pretty !!




SIBLINGS - Today i noticed my brother was acting different I immediately noticed the improvement




SURPRISE - Epic


TAGS: fail female betrayal birthday life born baby black white
Rating: 2.87/5

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Ag218 - December 22, 2008, 3:46 pm, #46096
"Cubby Jr.? What an odd name..."


WALL-E - BETTER THAN YOU.


TAGS: wall e walle wall e sparta better than you pwn
Rating: 2.64/5

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Demotivator - April 28, 2009, 12:07 pm, #76152
A Demotivator is a surprise Mindf*** from behind, it is a lowblow to your selfsecurity, a Demolition Team for the Fundamental Truths of your thinking, this Demotivator, alhtough beautifull is non of it. Sorry, you can do better.
Captain Douchebag - July 17, 2008, 1:07 pm, #9945
I do what I can.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 17, 2008, 12:46 pm, #9936
A horrible poster, bereft of any attempt at creativity is once again enlivened by an idiotic comment followed by an appropriate wtf by the Captain. LMAO!
Captain Douchebag - July 17, 2008, 10:09 am, #9898
The f*** is a rubic cobe?
Les - July 17, 2008, 10:02 am, #9892
No he aint- I can do the rubic cobe


FREE TIBET! - ...with the purchase of any Tibet of equal or lesser value.


TAGS: political satire tibet
Rating: 2.44/5

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Captain Douchebag - September 26, 2008, 11:45 am, #23449
It's funnier in shirt form. You suck.


MEMORY -


TAGS: communism china tibet human rights
Rating: 2.29/5


IT'S ALL VOTES AND FAV'S - Until you're caught peeping at his poster girls


TAGS: better run
Rating: 2.18/5

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BITCH - Betta Have My Money!


TAGS: b**** dog better have my money cash
Rating: 2.07/5

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Krissie - August 22, 2009, 10:00 pm, #110944
LMFAO, WTF!!!! that was a great comment....
WTF - June 19, 2009, 11:44 am, #88255
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b****?
yeah! - September 10, 2008, 12:24 am, #20140
South African Rand! Represent!


MOMMY DEAREST - Sometimes Your Mother Can Turn Her Back On You!


TAGS: mommy dearest kitty cat kitten crazy betrayal love hate
Rating: 1.67/5

More motifakes by MsPowder

DotDotDot - January 7, 2009, 2:42 am, #49947
Mange - Your kitten has it.
MeanGene - December 11, 2008, 8:31 am, #43574
I just threw up. Thanks. Very cute.
Edmeist - April 24, 2008, 1:12 pm, #2265
Is that a Chupacabra?
weker - March 3, 2008, 1:18 pm, #1092
no offence but that little cat looks like a mutant
MsPowder - February 10, 2008, 10:06 pm, #915
::Giggles:: I Made This! Aint It Cute/Funny! Tha Kitten, Her Name Is Lil Angel And That Is Her Momma, Lil Jacq!!! - KissKissWivLuv


Unintended Consequences -




Marriage -


TAGS: marriage reasons better worse couples
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:21 pm, #247399
Mine too and then mumble something about it was all my fault? Hmmmm. Thank you crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 12:39 pm, #247389
I've heard my parent say something 5imilar.


meanwhile at the north pole -


TAGS: tension builds up at the north pole between santa and the tender
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

EmilioDumphque - September 9, 2013, 5:30 pm, #249492
Hire Alphonse! He's got a doe and fawns to feed.
EmilioDumphque - September 9, 2013, 5:30 pm, #249491
Hire Alphonse! He's got a doe and fawns to feed.
MissPriss - September 9, 2013, 4:25 pm, #249485
Where'd ya get the pic of GaryO? Published author, member of (somewhat) good standing at motifake and now this? Well deserved 5L crotchety for proving ya can dress 'em up but ya can't take em' anywhere cuz the clothes don't make the man!
lgvernon - September 9, 2013, 11:35 am, #249481

WOOOOT!~~I have actually experienced directors like this. I'm a vocalist and I'm sometimes asked to perform with local orchestras. There have been a couple of these guys over the years. Their vitriol has never been directed at me, but still...5LaLaLaLaLas


CHOCOLATE, COFFEE, AND MEN -


TAGS: some things are better rich
Rating: 4.91/5

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lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 11:11 pm, #234179

Thanks!~
MissPriss - May 4, 2012, 11:02 pm, #234178
The richer the better! Nice job!


GOODBYE -


TAGS: goodbye ring quitting divorce better
Rating: 4.87/5

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rerun - May 2, 2013, 9:40 pm, #245479

excellent


THE WEDDING VOWS - Father would you please define the for worse part ?




COMING SOON... -


TAGS: twisted movie poster day alphabet killer sesame street iceman
Rating: 4.81/5

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autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:17 am, #209957
I freeking love it!


Seniors -


TAGS: special soup elderly bigger better rerun can nowsee the w
Rating: 4.8/5

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Silverheart - July 7, 2013, 1:43 pm, #247482
I've always though that alphabet soup was discriminatory against the vision impaired. This is a step in the right direction, but what about the blind? Where's the braille alphabet 5oup?


And He Said... -


TAGS: medicine man witch doctor lyrics scares a person better alaska eskimo vintage ph**o
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - January 29, 2014, 8:30 am, #252527
Well, hey, how ‘bout jus cuttin’ down on the Kibble and Beggin’ Strips and increasing the brown glop….and water...much much more water.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:42 pm, #252513
Oh now ya gone and done it, I'm blushing! (mental note to self - raise Gary's weekly bribe amount).
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 10:24 pm, #252512
Actually, it was intended to be faux narcissistic. In reality, sweet monkey, you stand alone, rapidly becoming an all-time great (Airmanish). Tons of posters, 5L posters.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:12 pm, #252511
Glad you enjoyed it Mr. Gary. I may be wrong but is that a hint of a compliment in your comment? Thanks hun!
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:09 pm, #252510
I love when you're on...you make me look good. Again , thanks Little.
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:35 pm, #252508
Missy….girl…….you effing ROCK! Didn’t catch the ‘I’ve been fine’ first time around. Very wonderfully busy poster. Sometimes, sometimes, you remind me of me.....witch doctor song.....geeeezus
chickenlittle - January 28, 2014, 8:29 pm, #252504
ahahaha, love this! :D


LAST WORDS -


TAGS: marriage vows death betrayal sammich
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 14, 2013, 9:29 pm, #245741
Nice. Hell hath no fury like a woman 5corned... or made sandwich maker.
Shaq123 - February 10, 2011, 5:38 am, #212123
Another reference to the movie b**** Slap!. Love it.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 6:10 pm, #211988
*an ending
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 6:07 pm, #211987
Nope, just putting and ending to the story. Yours was great, BTW.
autumnspirit - February 8, 2011, 6:04 pm, #211984
Well, Monkeylust, you must feel threatened by my work, huh? lol J/K
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 3:18 pm, #211950
A reply to 128101


Better Planet -




Jealousy -


TAGS: jealous aware you are better
Rating: 4.67/5

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Ron2 - May 18, 2013, 1:34 pm, #245842
eight letters in the tray?


AGELESS WONDERS -




THATS STRANGE - I asked God to keep me safe from my enemies and everyone disappeared




MAKING A DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: world better effort
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - November 21, 2012, 9:45 am, #240811
Thanks guys!
ughomer - November 21, 2012, 8:16 am, #240809
Plus the Toilet Seat Covers dispenser was EMPTY!
Greybeard - November 21, 2012, 2:59 am, #240803
LoL. Great poster. Fav'd and hung up in our porta potties outside... : )


TRANSITION -


TAGS: killing rebels betraying the jedi terrible resume
Rating: 4.47/5

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GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 8:18 pm, #179691
TOC took the high road, cause she's TOC, and she wears really tight leather jeans,.. but I regress,.. but me...I took the enough is enough road. for reals, again
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:10 pm, #179689
LOL! Wait.... what?
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 7:56 pm, #179684
the Quarterback, is toast...:)
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 7:54 pm, #179683
I need a night job. I'm missing all the fun. The nights don't belong to the timmys anymore. I'm like the frickin' Maytag repairman at night.
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 7:53 pm, #179682
Wow. Has he been... sanitized?
Spades - June 9, 2010, 5:10 pm, #179667
Dude... I just got here and even i think this guys a jerk!
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:04 am, #179612
You're into dead chicks, huh? Nice to know.
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 11:00 am, #179610
Sorry, did you say something? I was too busy porking your mother.
wampyre - June 9, 2010, 10:30 am, #179607
Yet another awesome poster to rate 5 Rancors on! ! ! Nicely used Star Wars reference! ! !
Bakstabr - June 9, 2010, 9:57 am, #179599
I need to try and actually make a d*mn poster myself one of these days hehe
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 9:56 am, #179598
We'll have a memorial after he's gone.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 9:55 am, #179596
Can we have a sanitizer tribute day? >:) I mean hand sanitizer, of course. I am a germophobe.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 9:55 am, #179595
You just noticed?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 9:54 am, #179594
I'm working on July...I'm slow and I drink a lot so be patient with me. I think the tribute calendar was a one time thing (or we'll need lots of new regulars)
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 9:52 am, #179593
Well, ffs, there is a d*** tribute calendar this month.
Bakstabr - June 9, 2010, 9:50 am, #179592
See I bet this guy would go "GUINESS again?" or even "COWS Again?" He has yet to realize the fact that Wait.....wait....anyone made a new calendar yet so he can see when to expect alot of the same?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 9:37 am, #179591
Well, I tried.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 9:13 am, #179589
He was talking to you, silly.
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 9:10 am, #179588
Stop talking to yourself!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 8:55 am, #179586
Would you walk into a bar and just start insulting everyone around you?...even the bouncers?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 8:55 am, #179585
You should spend some time in the forum and get to know some of us and learn the spirit of the site. Unless you're just another troll. This is a tribute poster for a guy who uses a stormtrooper avatar.
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 8:50 am, #179584
Stormtroopers? Again? For reals? AGAIN?


AMERICA -


TAGS: you betcha
Rating: 4.43/5

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READ BETWEEN THE LINES - It's okay if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right.


TAGS: read between the lines agree
Rating: 4.3/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:33 am, #232061
I see what you did there 5LL's/5L


GUNDAM STYLE -


TAGS: snickers kim jong un better
Rating: 4.22/5

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Bolverk3778 - April 11, 2013, 10:10 am, #245037
Dunno a good skit of the original advert, maybe the little twit would feel better if he did eat the capitalist, imperialist snack, only thing worse is the twit hitting the big red b***on!!
forseti - April 11, 2013, 10:03 am, #245035
It's funny, but I gave it 2L because I saw it many times. There is no need to copy, you're better than that, Ism! ;)


THE BATHTUB -


TAGS: i bet you felt bad at the end of it
Rating: 4.09/5

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ICEMAN - March 3, 2010, 9:20 pm, #161597
Old joke.
Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 5:38 pm, #161558
Ahhhhh! The plug works best for water but if its blood we are speaking of then i would use buckets. Blood tends to clog the drains
R.S.Jake - March 3, 2010, 5:28 pm, #161552
When are visiting Days Airman? Can I bring you a cake?


PULLING HAIR -


TAGS: elizabeth lambert soccer retry
Rating: 3.5/5

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Treehodger - February 11, 2010, 3:27 pm, #157433
Wonder how rough she is in ***?...


DETERMINATION - I might be old, deserted and forgotten But I won't give up until that perception has changed A bit of attention and you'll make me withstand anything


TAGS: determination to become better
Rating: 3.5/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 15, 2012, 8:54 pm, #233363
They say if a b***erfly flaps its wings, it can create tornadoes on the other side of the world... so I'll have to answer with "pesticides"
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 8:21 pm, #233360
O come ye mighty twisting wind….. what took you so d*** long?


CHAOS -




Twilight -


TAGS: twilight fast and furious better
Rating: 3.11/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 3:22 am, #246348
I'm sure you really meant to say: "a choice between which is the BEST venereal disease."
vlad9885 - June 4, 2013, 2:03 am, #246273
At least fast and furious had cars to look at
Cannabal - June 1, 2013, 3:39 pm, #246203
No, no, definitely not, definitely not.
Silverheart - June 1, 2013, 3:23 pm, #246202
Like choosing which brand of sandpaper to use on your eyeballs. There's no 'better', just different types of awful.
PapaFox - June 1, 2013, 2:38 pm, #246201
It's like a choice between which is the worse venereal disease.


OVERCOMPENSATING - You know, I hate to tell you this, but I think your wife is very disappointed.


TAGS: d*** that s a big gun i bet he has an innie
Rating: 3/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 9:01 pm, #160398
Waste of a good pic. People who make "overcompensating" jokes are usually overcompensating. XD
DreMagnum - February 23, 2010, 8:58 pm, #160396
I liked it, kind of
TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 8:56 pm, #160395
I see what you tried to do here......keep trying.


NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - Celebrating 50 years of failure in Tibet.




Soop? -


TAGS: seinfeld soup nazi alphabet illiterate
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 9, 2013, 7:02 am, #251459
Of course they do! What difference does the marital status of their parents make?


EVER SINCE -




SECONDITIS -


TAGS: 2nd best day i always hate when i catch a better dealer
Rating: 4.55/5

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TooTsiE - March 4, 2010, 5:49 pm, #161743
as long as you have the better body dump sites... you cant lose in the end!
Derek - February 21, 2010, 1:59 pm, #159754
"...larger physical prowess" now there's a euphemism heheh
Cubbybear - February 21, 2010, 1:32 pm, #159750
5/5 You didn't have to rub it in..."SNIFF"


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